Trulte

Jeg kastede min buket - det var en fuldstændig spontan indskydelse midt under festen, men hold kæft hvor var det sjovt. Min svigermor snakker stadig om hvor sjovt det var at se sååå mange ugifte piger komme frem (de fleste var jo kommet i par, men vi er næsten de første der er blevet gift). Der blev også kæmpet hårdt om buketten, og jeg blev så glad da min bedste veninde fik den. Og faktisk så snakker de da om både børn og evt. bryllup nu her, 6 mnd efter Min veninde tilbød mig at komme forbi så jeg fik buketten igen dagen efter brylluppet. Det syntes jeg var en sød tanke af hende, men jeg takkede nej, for jeg kunne ikke se hvad vi skulle med den. Nogle dage senere skulle vi på bryllupsrejse i 3 uger, og så var den nok ikke så sjov længere. Så hvis du synes det er sjovt, så synes jeg du skal gøre det! Ved også der var en herinde der fik taget nogle rigtigt gode billeder af da hun kastede sin buket, kan desværre ikke lige huske hvem det var nu. Men mener også at Mariahønen har nogle gode billeder af det. Mit var så spontant at der desværre ikke blev taget nogle billeder af det som jeg har fået endnu.

Ah, kunne alligevel ikke dy mig - lige to-tre kjoler mere der burde være nemme at sy Det er simpelthen så smukt med en gravid brud! Glæder mig til at se billeder af dig når du kommer så langt

De sidste tre: Alle disse kjoler vil jeg tro er noget billigere at få syet end traditionelle brudekjoler, fordi der ikke er så meget arbejde i corsagen o.l., de skal jo helst hænge løst over maven. Selvfølgelig kommer det an på hvor meget og hvilket stof - men hvis jeg var dig ville jeg helt sikkert forsøge at spørge.

Først og fremmest - bare rolig - det skal nok kunne lade sig gøre! Du skal bare ikke regne med ret meget afslapning indtil brylluppet Ang. kjole: der er SÅ mange flotte brugte kjoler i omløb, så du må da også kunne finde din brugt hvis det er. Prøv dba.dk eller trendsales.dk. Hvis du skriver hvilken størrelse du bruger, er tøserne herinde helt sikkert klar til at hjælpe! Det samme gælder helt sikkert brudepigekjoler. En anden mulighed er at få den syet. Det behøver ikke at være særlig dyrt, men til gengæld får du en kjole der passer perfekt til dig! Prøv at høre med de lokale skrædderier, syersker etc. Sætter ind lidt billedinspiration til gravide brudekjoler der sikkert ikke vil koste så meget at sy. Ang. bryllupskagen: Føtex skal vistnok lave rigtigt gode og forholdsvis billige kager. 30-35 kr personen mener jeg. Ellers kan du prøve at spørge den lokale bager, det er ikke altid de er så dyre igen.

Jeg havde måske lidt længere hår end dig, men i stedet for slør havde jeg ægte fresiar i håret (som gik igen i brudebuketten).

Til sidst to af mit eget hår:

Lige et spørgsmål - hvor langt er pagelangt hår? Vil helst lægge billeder ind der passer nogenlunde med længden... Jeg havde heller ikke slør i mit hår. Her er nogle af mine billeder fra min inspirationsmappe:

Jeg synes du skal spørge din far om han har lyst til at følge dig op - måske tager han det ligeså selvfølgelig som dig at han skal! Lige det med at gå opad kirkegulvet er en sag mellem far og datter som din mor egentlig ikke skal blande sig i. Jeg gætter på at din far har lyst til også at give dig til den rigtige mand, når nu han har givet dig til den forkerte Udover at gå alene op (det turde jeg aldrig!) er der jo også andre muligheder hvis det er: brudebørn, sammen med din kommende mand (ja det kan man altså godt! se f.eks. irishbride), eller med en der har støttet dig meget (f.eks. en god veninde, en bror e.l.). Og ellers er jeg enig i de andre - gør som du vil og skab dine egne traditioner! Der er endel andre 2.gangsbrude herinde (lige nu kan jeg kun komme i tanker om goodbyehansen), en god idé er altid at kigge lidt i de tråde der kan give dig inspiration. Mht. kjoler er der rigtigt mange supre muligheder! Hvis du har lyst til en stor, hvid kjole - så gør det! Jeg ved godt du ikke spurgte til det, meeen det er så sjovt at svare på alligevel, og jeg ææææælsker de lidt utraditionelle kjoler, så hvis jeg kan lokke en brud ned i sådan en er jeg lykkelig! Ellers: Kort kjole (se f.eks. mig, Katjamo og lillepus for inspiration, der findes også en "kort brudekjole" tråd) Farvet kjole (se signe og stig, der findes også en "farvet brudekjole" tråd) Forskellig farve på tog og nederdel (camilla80 har en fantastisk kjole med rød top og hvid nederdel!, maddy83 har en flot mønstret overdel) Dragt/sæt (goodbyehansen, men tror ikke hun har lagt billeder ud) Klyver havde en kjole der så traditionel ud - men der gemte sig et lag lyserødt tyl og et par røde sko under det yderste lag kjole - meget smart! Det vigtigste er at du gør som du har lyst til! Andet vil du fortryde! Glæder mig til at høre hvordan det er gået når du har snakket med din far

Mit brugernavn - Trulte - er noget min familie kaldte mig for som helt lille. Ikke noget jeg selv kan huske, men læste det i min babybog engang jeg var 12-13 år og syntes det lød så sødt. I starten var jeg også lidt paranoid med at lade mit rigtige navn komme frem. Der er jo ikke så mange der hedder Torill i Danmark, plus at jeg er forholdsvis kendt indenfor en såkaldt sportsgren. Men da jeg første gang mødte nogle herindefra IRL, og AnnaPerenna så var overbevist om at jeg faktisk hed Trulte (som IKKE er et navn i Norge, kun et kælenavn) i virkeligheden, fandt jeg ud af at nu måtte det være nok. :fløjt: I andre sammenhænge plejer mit brugernavn at være enten Trulte eller Trulten (alt efter hvad der er optaget) eller bare en eller form af mit navn. Et andet sted på nettet hedder jeg Pigen, som er det kælenavn Rasmus bruger mest på mig.

Jeg er så en af dem der blev gift 07.07.07. Men det var nu mest tilfældigt. Vi besluttede sommeren 06 at det ville passe fint at blive gift næste sommer. Så kiggede vi i kalenderen for at finde et tidspunkt. Egentlig ville jeg mest blive gift i maj eller august, men det passede aaaltfor dårligt med min skole og Rasmuses arbejde. Desuden skulle halvdelen af gæsterne jo rejse fra Norge, så for os passede det bedst at lægge det i sommerferien, sådan at nordmændene kunne kombinere det med årets sommerferietur. Min kæreste har to ugers tvungen sommerferie fra hans arbejde, og lørdagen inden disse to uger var faktisk den 07.07.07! Da vi lagde mærke til det var vi hooked! Men når det så er sagt må jeg indrømme at jeg også er en af dem der er lidt mærkelig når det kommer til tal - dog modsat de fleste herinde tror jeg. Jeg kan bedst lige de ulige tal, og det tal jeg dårligst kan lide af alle sammen er 8. Faktisk kunne jeg allerede i folkeskolen så dårligt lide det, at jeg aldrig har lært 8-tabellen grundigt. Derudover læser jeg jo datalogi, og de første to år var der en del matematik, og der har primtal jo en meget vigtig betydning. Så baseret på alle disse ting gjorde det bestemt ikke noget at blive gift med sådanne fine 7-taller

Vi inviterede næsten 70 stk, ingen børn. Der kom kun 5 afbud, så vi var 65 personer på bryllupsdagen, inkl. os selv og Anna

Jamen, så kan jeg nok en gang komme på banen. De fleste forsamlingshuse vil nok være for små hvis i bliver 100, men der er nogle der kan klare 80. Så mit første råd vil være at i sætter jer ned og laver gæstelisten, da den jo kan sætte begrænsninger. Vi holdt vores bryllup i Kolt Forsamlingshus. Vi var 65 og der var fin plads. Ejeren fortalte at der havde været fester der med over 80 gæster, så det er da en mulighed. Vi valgte pakkeløsningen, hvor ejeren sørgede for det hele (mad, opdækning, pynt, oprydning osv.), men man kan også leje huset. Det tror jeg koster 1500 kr. Der er et fint køkken. Held og lykke med det hele!

Bryllupsnatten: I kirken (læg mærke til hans sko): På bryllupsrejsen:

Glemte helt at vi også sparede på bryllupsnatten. Vi tog bare hjem og sov der Men til gengæld tog vi på bryllupsrejse om onsdagen, så det var fint nok. En anden ting vi ikke sparede på var vielsesringene. Dem ser vi jo på hver dag, og vi er så glade for vores.

The 1st Affair: A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day they went to her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM. The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt. He put on his shoes and drove home. "Where have you been?" his wife demanded. "I can't lie to you," he replied, "I'm having an affair with my secretary. We had sex all afternoon." "You lying bastard! You've been playing golf!" Mærkeligt ægteskab There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the lights. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked down ... and saw her husband was holding a battery operated pleasure device... a vibrator... soft, wonderful and larger than a real one. She goes completely ballistic. " You impotent bastard, " she screamed at him, " how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself! The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: " I'll explain the toy ... if you explain the kids. " Abesjov It was a beautiful, warm spring morning. A man and his wife were spending the day at the zoo. She was wearing a loose-fitting, pink dress - sleeveless with straps. He was wearing his usual jeans and T-shirt. As they walked through the ape exhibit, they passed in front of a large, silverback gorilla. Noticing the wife, the gorilla went crazy. He jumped on the bars, and holding on with one hand (and 2 feet), he grunted and pounded his chest with his free hand. He was obviously excited at the pretty lady in the pink dress. The husband, noticing the excitement, thought this was funny. He suggested that his wife tease the poor fellow some more by puckering her lips and wiggling her bottom. She played along and the gorilla got even more excited, making noises that would wake the dead. Then the husband suggested that she let one of her straps fall to show a little more skin. She did, and the gorilla was about to tear the bars down. "Now show your thighs and sort of fan your dress at him," he said. This drove the gorilla absolutely crazy, and he started doing flips. Then the husband grabbed his wife, ripped open the door to the cage, flung her in with the gorilla and slammed the cage door shut. "Now, tell him you have a headache." Uheldig? A man walks into a bar and orders a double, obviously upset. "What's the matter, buddy?" asks the bartender. "It's a long story. I met this beautiful woman who invited me back home. We stripped off our clothes and jumped into bed and were just about to make love when her goddamned husband came in the front door. So I had to jump out of the bedroom window and hang from the edge by my fingernails without any clothes on!'' ''Gee, that's tough!'' commiserated the bartender. ''Right, but that's not what really got me aggravated. When her husband came into the room, he wanted to have sex with her -- but he had to piss first. And the lazy son of a bitch pissed out the window right onto my head!" ''Yeech! No wonder you're in a lousy mood." ''Yeah, but I haven't told you what really really made me mad. Next, I had to listen to them grunting and groaning and when they finished the husband tossed his condom out the window. And where does it land? On my goddamned forehead!'' ''Damn, that really is a drag!'' ''Oh, I'm not finished! See, what really pissed me off was when the husband had to take a dump. Turns out that their toilet was broken, so he stuck his ass out of the window and let loose right on my head!'' ''That would sure mess up my day." ''Yeah, yeah, yeah, but do you know what REALLY REALLY REALLY pissed me off? When I looked down and saw that my feet were only SIX inches off the ground!'' Skilsmisse A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady forty miles per hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks over at her and speaks in a clear voice. "Darling," he says, "I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce." The wife says nothing, keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases her speed to 55 mph. "And don't try to talk me out of it," he says, "because I've been having an affair with your best friend, and she's a far better lover than you are." Again the wife stays quiet, but grips the steering wheel more tightly and slowly increases the speed to 65. He pushes his luck. "I want the house," he says insistently. Up to 75 mph. "I want the car, too," he continues. 80 mph. "And," he says, "I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards and the boat." The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete wall. This makes him a wee bit nervous, so he asks her, "Isn't there anything you want?" The wife at last replies - in a quiet and controlled voice. "No, I've got everything I need," she says. "Oh, really?" he inquires. "So what have you got?" Just before they slam into the wall at 85 mph, the wife turns to him and smiles. "The airbag." Om at finde en kæreste A young man went to his father one day to tell him that he wanted to get married. His father was happy for him. He asked his son who the girl was, and the he told him that it was Samantha a girl from the neighborhood. With a sad face the old man said to his son, "I'm sorry to say this son but I have to. The girl you want to marry is your sister, but please don't tell your mother." The young man again brought 3 more names to his father but ended up frustrated cause the response was still the same. So he decides to go to his mother. "Mama I want to get married but all the girls that I love, dad said they are my sisters and I mustn't tell you." His mother smiling said to him," Don't worry my son, you can marry any of those girls. You're not his son! Katten A man hated his wife's cat and he decided to get rid of it. He drove 20 blocks away from home and dropped the cat there. The cat was already walking up the driveway when he approached his home. The next day, he decided to drop the cat 40 blocks away but the same thing happened. He kept on increasing the number of blocks but the cat kept on coming home before him. At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right and so on until he reached what he thought was a perfect spot and dropped the cat there. Hours later, the man calls his wife at home and asked her, "Jen is the cat there?" "Yes, why do you ask?" answered the wife. Frustrated the man said, "Put that cat on the phone, I'm lost and I need directions." Bedste ven A man decided to march in the holy crusades. Concluding that his wife should wear a chastity belt while he is gone, he locks up her nether regions and gives the key to his best friend. He tells him, If I do not return within four years, unlock my wife and set her free to live a normal life. So, the husband leaves on horseback and about a half hour later, he sees a cloud of dust behind him. He waits for it to come closer and sees his best friend. What's wrong?' he asks. You gave me the wrong key! Hvem får barnet? A man and his wife were in a court for their divorce case. The Problem was who should get custody of the child. The wife screamed and jumped up and said: "Your Honor. I brought The child into the world with all the pain and labor. The child Should be in my custody." The judge turned to the husband and said: "What do you have to Say in your defense ?" The man sat for a while contemplating...then slowly rose. "Your Honor... If I put a dollar in a Pepsi Vending Machine and a Pepsi Comes out... Whose Pepsi is it... The machine's or mine?" Mænds tankegang There is a man who has three girlfriends, but he does not know which one to marry. So he decides to give each one $5000 and see how each of them spends it. The first one goes out and gets a total makeover with the money. She gets new clothes, a new hairdo, manicure, pedicure, the works, and tells the man, "I spent the money so I could look pretty for you, because I love you so much." The second one went out and bought new golf clubs, a CD player, a television and a stereo and gives them to the man. She says, "I bought these gifts for you with the money because I love you so much." The third one takes the $5000 and invests it in the stock market, doubles her investment, returns the $5000 to the man and reinvests the rest. She says, "I am investing the rest of the money for our future because I love you so much." The man thought long and hard about how each of the women spent the money. He finally decided to marry the one with the biggest tits. Computernørd Don't marry a computer engineer/computer expert because this may happen..... Husband: (Returning late from work) "Good Evening dear....I'm now logged in." Wife: Have you brought the groceries? Husband: Bad command or filename. Wife: But I told you in the morning Husband: SynSyntax Error. Abort? Wife: What about my new TV? Husband: Variable not found . . . Wife: At least, give me your Credit Card; I want to do some shopping. Husband: Sharing Violation. Access denied Wife: Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being funny? Husband: Too many parameters . . . Wife: It was a great mistake that I married an rar like you. Husband: Data type mismatch. Wife: You are useless. Husband: It's by Default. Wife: What about you're Salary? Husband: File in us Forskellen på dating og at være gifte When you are dating..... Farting is never an issue. When you are married ....You make sure there's nothing flammable near your husband at all times. When you are dating..... He takes you out to have a good time. When you are married ....He brings home a 6 pack, and says "What are you going to drink?" When you are dating..... He holds your hand in public. When you are married ....He flicks your ear in public. When you are dating..... A Single bed for 2 isn't THAT bad. When you are married ....A King size bed feels like an army cot. When you are dating..... You are turned on at the sight of him naked. When you are married ....You think to yourself "Was he ALWAYS this hairy????" When you are dating..... You enjoyed foreplay. When you are married ....You tell him "If we have sex, will you leave me alone???" When you are dating..... He hugs you, when he walks by you for no reason. When you are married ....He grabs your boob any chance he gets. When you are dating..... You picture the two of you together, growing old together. When you are married ....You wonder who will die first. When you are dating..... Just looking at him makes you feel all "mushy." When you are married ....When you look at him, you want to claw his eyes out. When you are dating..... He knows what the "hamper" is. When you are married ....The floor will suffice as a dirty clothes storage area. When you are dating..... He understands if you "Aren't in the mood." When you are married ....He says "It's your job." When you are dating..... He understands that you have "male" friends. When you are married ....He thinks they are all out to steal you away. When you are dating..... He likes to "discuss" things. When you are married ....He develops a "blank" stare. When you are dating..... He calls you by name. When you are married ....He calls you "Hey" and refers to you when speaking to others as "She." Gift igen? Wife: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?" Husband: "Definitely not!" Wife: "Why not? Don't you like being married?" Husband: "Of course I do." Wife: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?" Husband: "okay, ... I'd get married again." Wife: "You would???" (with a hurtful look on her face) Husband: (makes an audible groan) Wife: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?" Husband: "Where else would we sleep?" Wife: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?" Husband: "That would seem like the proper thing to do." Wife: "Would she use my golf clubs?" Husband: "No, ...she's left-handed." Wife: (silence) Husband: "Oh...Shit." THE FIVE SECRETS OF A PERFECT RELATIONSHIP 1. It is important to find a woman who cooks, cleans up and has a job. 2. It is important to find a woman who can make you laugh. 3. It is important to find a woman who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you. 4. It is important to find a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with you. 5. It is very important that these four women don't know each other.

For better and worse A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every single day. When he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he said, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you gave me support. When my health started failing, you were still by my side... You know what?" "What dear?" She asked gently. "I think you bring me bad luck." Affair in the wrong house:

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