Tendjewberrymud

[yndlings-Lea 3]

What do you mean by “TENDJEWBERRYMUD"

Its amazing but you will only understand the above word by the end of this reading and ......you must read aloud for best results.

"Tendjewberrymud"

Be warned, you may find yourself talking "funny" for a while after reading this. This has been nominated for best email of 1999.

The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and the room-service at a hotel in Hong Kong, which was recorded and published in the Far East Economic Review.....

Room Service (RS): "Morny. Ruin sorbees"

Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialled room-service"

RS: "Rye..Ruin sorbees..morny! Djewish to odor sunteen??"

G: "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs"

RS: "Ow July den?"

G: "What??"

RS: "Ow July den?...pry, boy, pooch?"

G : "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please."

RS: "Ow July dee bayhcem...crease?"

G: "Crisp will be fine."

RS : "Hokay. An San tos?"

G: "What?"

RS:"San tos. July San tos?"

G: "I don't think so"

RS: "No? Judo one toes??"

G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo one toes means."

RS: "Toes! toes!...why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow singlish mopping we bother?"

G: "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine."

RS: "We bother?"

G: "No..just put the bother on the side."

RS: "Wad?"

G: "I mean butter...just put it on the side."

RS: "Copy?"

G: "Sorry?"

RS: "Copy...tea...mill?"

G: "Yes. Coffee please, and that's all."

RS: "One Minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease baychem, tossy singlish mopping we bother honey sigh, and copy....rye??"

G: "Whatever you say"

RS: "Tendjewberrymud"

G : "You're welcome"

:heppe:

[morpige 0]

Høhø Meget lærerig:-)

[christine440 0]

Ok, der var jeg nok også selv kommet på glatis.

Christine

[Guest stineka]

hvor er den super god

[Guest Jmuggi]

Puha.. den krævede godt nok lidt ekstra koncentration.. men den var da ganske sjov..

[Guest jane-san]

Okayyyyyy

Læste den i går aftes og opgav, men nu har jeg lige læst den højt for mig selv (som der står man skal ), OG FATTEDE PLUDSELIG POINTEN !!!

Den var god.

Knus Jane :hjerte:

[EilaL 2]

- ja det krævede også lidt af mig - emn det går hvis man prøver.

Sandra