Two drunk women..

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Two women, who had been friends for years, decide to go for a Girls

Night Out, and were decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails.

Incredibly drunk and walking home, they needed to use the bathroom.

They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do

their business behind a head stone or something.

The first woman had nothing to dry herself with she thought she'd

take off her panties, use them, then throw them away.

Her friend, however, was wearing a rather expensive underwear set

and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky to salvage a large ribbon

from a wreath that was on one of the graves. So she dried herself

with the ribbon.

The next day the first woman's husband phoned the other husband and

said, "This girl's night out thing has got to stop right now. My wife

came home last night without her panties."

That's nothing," said the other husband, "Mine came home with a card

stuck to her ass that said,

"FROM ALL OF US AT THE FIRE STATION, WE'LL NEVER FORGET YOU"

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