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Lost at Sea

Two Irishmen, Patrick & Michael, were adrift in a lifeboat following

a dramatic escape from a burning freighter. While rummaging through

the boat's provisions, Patrick stumbled across an old lamp. Secretly

hoping that a genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously. To

the amazement of Patrick, a genie came forth. This particular genie,

however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard

three. Without giving much thought to the matter, Patrick blurted

out, "Make the entire ocean into Guinness BEER!" The genie clapped

his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the entire sea

turned into the finest brew ever sampled by mortals. Simultaneously,

the genie vanished. Only the gentle lapping of Guinness on the hull

broke the stillness as the two men considered their circumstances.

Michael looked disgustedly at Patrick whose wish had been granted.

After a long, tension-filled moment, he spoke: "Nice going Patrick!

Now we're going to have to pee in the boat!

[Guest ckr]

He he.....dem og deres Guinness! Det smager jo ikke engang godt! ;)

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